A jerry-built website
Worldwide Corporate Headquarters: Thomas A. Bell House
Some locals call it the "Beaver Manor" because it is located on Beaver Creek, has a beaver design in the stain glass windows and on the shutters, and has a beaver cartoon painted on the floor.
Corporate Founders: (Genealogy)
Information on the Ancestors of:
Thomas Newman Holman, born July 6, 1886 in Brodhead, Rockcastle Co., Ky
Lula Jane (Carson) Holman, born July 17, 1890 in Spiro, Rockcastle Co., Ky
Francis Rudolph, born about 1791 in Germany
Catherine Leichtenberger, born about 1777 in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania
Corporate Sponsor: WAM-PA
The WAM-PA office remains closed and the lights are dim. Our one union employee has been reduced to a 29-hour work week, with no benefits.
However, in this Summer of Recovery, things are looking up. A Chinese businessman has offered WAM-PA exclusive marketing rights to copies of emails (regarding personal matters, government decision-making, and foundation fund-raising) to and from important government officials. The profit potential is unlimited.
A Russian businessman offered us the same
deal, but at a lower price. As proof of authenticity, he sent us one email for
inspection. It was from the husband and daughter of the owner of the private
server, addressed to a number of public officials, asking them to participate in
an "intervention" to stop someone's chronic lying. Many elected
officials do not know how to respond when asked if they believe the lies. Party
leaders are asking: "What will it say about the Party if our standard
bearer is a habitual liar? What kind of example will this be for our
children? If we are not careful, future Olympians might believe that
'Over-Exaggerating' is acceptable behavior." Various political
consultants reminded the Party that most members of the base do not object to
lying -- if you have a good reason.
The Board of Directors voted to grant an additional bonus to our CEO for his suggestion on how to fight Global Warming. Instead of burning coal, we now burn pages of the Federal Register. It reduces carbon emissions, and it's cheaper. Ask your elected official to mail you a copy each day. It's a renewable resource eligible for Federal tax credits.
This is a secure site. All email goes to a private (not-yet-wiped) server located in a basement in Chappaqua.
No reason to think twice before you send questions, comments, and complaints to: