A jerry-built website
Worldwide Corporate Headquarters: Thomas A. Bell House
Some locals call it the "Beaver Manor" because it is located on Beaver Creek, has a beaver design in the stain glass windows and on the shutters, and has a beaver cartoon painted on the floor.
Corporate Founders: (Genealogy)
Information on the Ancestors of:
Thomas Newman Holman, born July 6, 1886 in Brodhead, Rockcastle Co., Ky
Lula Jane (Carson) Holman, born July 17, 1890 in Spiro, Rockcastle Co., Ky
Francis Rudolph, born about 1791 in Germany
Catherine Leichtenberger, born about 1777 in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania
Corporate Sponsor: WAM-PA
The WAM-PA office remains closed and the lights are dim.
Our one union employee has been reduced to a 29-hour work week,
with no benefits.
However, in this Summer of Recovery, things are looking up.
A Chinese businessman has offered WAM-PA exclusive marketing rights to
copies of emails (regarding personal matters, government decision-making,
and foundation fund-raising) to and from an important government official.
The profit potential is unlimited.
The Board of Directors voted to grant an additional bonus
to our CEO for his suggestion on how to fight Global Warming.
Instead of burning coal, we now burn pages of the Federal Register.
It reduces carbon emissions, and it's cheaper. Ask your elected official
to mail you a copy each day. It's a renewable resource eligible for Federal
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