A jerry-built website
Worldwide Corporate Headquarters: Thomas A. Bell House
Some locals call it the "Beaver Manor" because it is located on Beaver Creek, has a beaver design in the stain glass windows and on the shutters, and has a beaver cartoon painted on the floor.
Corporate Founders: (Genealogy)
Information on the Ancestors of:
Thomas Newman Holman, born July 6, 1886 in Brodhead, Rockcastle Co., Ky
Lula Jane (Carson) Holman, born July 17, 1890 in Spiro, Rockcastle Co., Ky
Francis Rudolph, born about 1791 in Germany
Catherine Leichtenberger, born about 1777 in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania
Corporate Sponsor: WAM-PA
The WAM-PA office remains closed and the lights are dim. Our one union employee has been reduced to a 29-hour work week, with no benefits.
Late on Friday before the holiday, the Board of Directors announced an additional bonus to our CEO for his suggestion on how to fight Global Warming. Instead of burning coal, we now burn pages of the Federal Register. It reduces carbon emissions, and it's cheaper. Ask your elected official to mail you a copy each day. It's a renewable resource eligible for Federal tax credits.
This must be a secure site - all email goes to a private server located in our basement.
No reason to think twice before you send questions, comments, and complaints to: